comebacks when someone makes fun of your looks

"Somebody clearly didn't get hugged enough.

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Comeback: you do love them but with a touch of bitterness.

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And I said, 'Well, that would make me smart.

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At best you can make a cheesy gag about your hairline running away from them, it isn't funny and will just confuse them, and others, it might get you out of the situation once or a few times at best.

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Your words, not mine.

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“Don’t wear bright.

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You always bring me so.

The purpose for the following comebacks and remarks are that you want to shift the attention from yourself to the guy(s) who initiated the conversation.